Ride 'Em Cowgirl

I have some interesting friends. Actually, one in particular. Her favorite prank is to deliver a "cougar horse" in the middle of the night to some unsuspecting friend's front yard. Along with a sign that reads, "Honk if (insert friend's name) is a Cougar!" And then it's posted all over Facebook. Yeah, it's hilarious stuff until it happens to you, and I'm afraid my turn is coming soon!



Comments

  1. for a different kind of girlJune 3, 2009 at 10:59 PM

    I've enough fear of looking out my windows and seeing Bigfoot in the middle night. To look out my window and spy the cougar horse grazing in the grass out there? Would push me over the edge!

    :)

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  2. BijouxJune 4, 2009 at 6:17 AM

    FADKOG - The funny thing is, you'd be the first one I'd deliver it to if this was my gig!

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  3. AnonymousJune 4, 2009 at 9:51 AM

    Everyobody's gotta have a hobby I guess ....

    ... do make sure to post the pics!

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  4. Desmond JonesJune 4, 2009 at 10:05 AM

    I love being ridden cowgirl. . .

    Or was that just over-the-top rude of me? . . .

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  5. BijouxJune 4, 2009 at 10:24 AM

    Xavier - That picture there is all you will ever get.

    Desmond - Forward or Reverse?

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  6. FTNJune 4, 2009 at 11:00 AM

    I nearly got arrested once for pranking people's houses in the middle of the night with stuff like that. Evidently the cops tend to think it looks like we're doing something BAD at 3 AM.

    Oh, and...

    HONK HONK

    (Also: Reverse. Or forward. I'm a fan of both.)

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  7. AnonymousJune 4, 2009 at 1:50 PM

    No pics? That's OK, I'll be happy with the video ....

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  8. Desmond JonesJune 4, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    I'm a big fan of being able to look into each other's eyes. Plus, there are certain happy, uh, fondle-able things available in the, uh, 'forward' position.

    But, if she wants to go 'reverse', I'm game. . .

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  9. BijouxJune 4, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    FTN - I'm guessing you could be fined for littering if caught doing this prank, no matter how creatively you arrange the empty wine bottles.......

    and yeah, GROOWWLLL or NEIGH!

    Xavier - Keep dreaming...

    Desmond - Thanks for turning this into a sex blog today.

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  10. JodyJJune 4, 2009 at 5:19 PM

    what a great friend, she sounds like a hoot!! Make sure you let us know when your turn comes around...YEE HAW!!

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  11. limeJune 5, 2009 at 8:15 AM

    the blonde wig is a classy touch.

    ever been forked? wake up and your front yard had a zillion plastic forks sticking in it.

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  12. Desmond JonesJune 5, 2009 at 9:07 AM

    ME?!?!?!?

    I turned this into a 'sex blog'???

    Mrs. 'I-titled-my-post-'Ride-'Em-Cowgirl'? Mrs. 'Forward-or-Reverse'?

    And all I did was respond to the, um, 'provocations' that you put in front of me? And I 'turned this into a sex blog'?!?

    Hmmph!

    Ride 'Em Cowgirl, indeed. . .

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  13. Trooper ThornJune 5, 2009 at 3:20 PM

    Only the best kind of friends can embarrass the shit out of you.

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  14. BijouxJune 5, 2009 at 8:46 PM

    Jody - She really IS a hoot and a half. If you really knew.....

    Lime - I have seen a forking, but have never had one done to me, thank goodness.

    Desmond - Don't try to deny it; I've seen your work on other blogs!

    Trooper!!!!!!!!!!!??????

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  15. flutterbyJune 6, 2009 at 1:43 AM

    It's like a life-size My Little Pony Hooker Edition.

    Wonder if you could pitch that to Mattel?

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  16. Zip n TizzyJune 8, 2009 at 1:26 AM

    Hilarious!

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  17. Mike June 8, 2009 at 2:02 AM

    Now you said this was a "friend", right?

    You might want to start posting guards in front of your house soon...

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