You Can't Fix Stupid




I guess he wasn't at the top of his class.














You never know where dead bodies are going to turn up.

I hope they show this one on the History Channel!
A county government wasting taxpayer's money? Shocking!
By age 40, I'm sure that number has dropped to zero.
It is more fun when you can pick and choose.

Comments

  1. Desmond JonesJune 26, 2009 at 12:39 PM

    As for the teen pregnancy thing, Id've thought that it was pretty much over by age 20 or so. . .

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  2. Desmond JonesJune 26, 2009 at 1:00 PM

    And hmmmmm. . . the Civil War was what - 40 years before Kitty Hawk? Yeah, good luck with that. . .

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  3. limeJune 26, 2009 at 1:02 PM

    kind of astonishing at times isn't it?

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  4. Mama DawgJune 26, 2009 at 1:24 PM

    I love the last one. It seems that that's what some do, isn't it?

    These are great!

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  5. AnonymousJune 26, 2009 at 1:46 PM

    Good stuff ......
    .....

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  6. BijouxJune 26, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    Thanks guys! These fit my "annoyed with society" mood that I'm currently in!

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  7. LeslieJune 26, 2009 at 9:51 PM

    I like the first one...I wonder why.

    I think I might have a case against that guy!

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  8. secret agent womanJune 26, 2009 at 10:00 PM

    I have seem these and the cynic in me always wonders about this stuff if they are real or photo-shopped/manufactured.

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  9. BijouxJune 27, 2009 at 10:52 AM

    Agent - Oh, they are definitely for real. My FIL has been keeping a scrapbook of stuff like this for decades.

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  10. flutterbyJune 27, 2009 at 6:02 PM

    These were good for a chuckle. Thanks for sharing.

    I, too, share in that Annoyed With Society 'tude at times.

    Just last week our local law enforcement detachment brought a prisoner transport vehicle into the carwash. The interior had a good deal of blood in it. And my only thought is: What is wrong with an institution that will readily endanger the health of hard-working citizens and not even attempt to have a prisoner clean up their own mess? Really. Gah.

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  11. RussJune 28, 2009 at 4:52 PM

    That was good Cocotte! I enjoy the silly headlines.

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  12. M@June 29, 2009 at 9:13 AM

    love the whole idea for this blog:) I like the advertising that they lack funds ;)

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  13. BijouxJune 29, 2009 at 2:21 PM

    Flutter - That is just disturbing! I hope you charged them extra!

    M - Thanks for stopping by!

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  14. for a different kind of girlJune 29, 2009 at 2:24 PM

    These gave me the shakes because they were equally awesome AND my worst fear when I was editing a newspaper. Every week, I waited for some anonymous subscriber to mail me a corrected version of that week's edition! Thankfully, my track record peaked at 'fried children' instead of 'fried chicken' being served for the senior meals!

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  15. Mike June 29, 2009 at 5:02 PM

    Again, my faith in my fellow man has been renewed.

    Yeah, sure it has....

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