Vanity In Those Past Their Prime

Sometimes I read the newspaper and I wonder if I'm the only sane person left in America.

The opening line in the Wall Street Journal article today entitled, "Gym, Check. Diet, Check. Face, Lift" is as follows:

For David Culpepper, the deciding factor was his fiancee, playfully telling the 59-year-old excecutive she didn't want wedding pictures "with that big old saggy chin."  On December 31, the Virginia businessman got rid of it, undergoing a face-life and chin implant in the office of New York plastic surgeon David Hidalgo.

So, it's okay for the person you plan on spending your golden years with to basically tell you you're ugly?  And that she doesn't want any wedding photos with you (the groom)?  Maybe this shouldn't suprise me, considering from the above photo, his choice of soulmates involves a bleached blonde at least 15 years his junior.  She probably has fake boobs as well. That he paid for.

Later on in the article is this:

Jim Wehrheim, a 61-year-old financial executive, says that although he works out regularly, has a healthy diet, and was generally satisfied with his appearance, he was bothered by "crow's feet and a double chin."  His wife of two years, who is 19 years younger, was supportive of a surgical solution, he says.

Well, of course she was!  Why should she have an unattractive sugar daddy?  He dumped his first wife and was lucky enough to catch you.  He better have surgery if he wants to hang on to you!

Comments

  1. Ummmmmm. . . yeah. I'm with you. I just don't get it. . . Well, except for the 20-year-younger trophy wives. But I don't get that, either. . .

    People get old, they get saggy. And gray. And they can't run as fast as they used to. And their memories start to fade a little. It's what happens when you get old. And if you're really lucky, you get to get old. . .

    My poor wife has looked forward for years to going gray, but she has nary a gray hair on her head. And her 79-year-old mother only has a few, so she might never get as gray as she'd like. . . Life is just hard, sometimes. . .

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  2. On the one hand, I'm glad it's not only women getting vanity surgery. But while I like to see the gap narrowing, I'd far rather it be few women getting surgery and having it narrow that way. I've had plenty of female patients who get plastic breasts and tummy tucks because their husbands want the to. I think those husbands need to be dope smacked. In these two cases, the wives should get thunked on their little pinheads.

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  3. "So, it's okay for the person you plan on spending your golden years with to basically tell you you're ugly?"

    No, I don't think so.

    I honestly think that if someone wants to have augmentation, then it should be because they themselves want to have it.

    I myself would not have surgery unless I was in some sort of accident that REALLY disfigured me in someway - like a car accident or burn accident. But, just to have it to look younger? No. I actually enjoy the look of getting more mature. I like it on women as well as men. Age to me is sexy.

    Great post!

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  4. Okay the trophy wife's opinion should not count, should it?

    This is so wrong in so many ways.... aaargh!

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  5. Craig, your wife would hate me, I've been going grey since high school!

    I figure, if you have the money for it and want to do it, gof for it. Not my cup of tea, but to each their own.

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  6. Craig - It's sad that people can't accept life. I'm all for healthy lifestyles, but the plastic surgery craze is out of control.

    Agent - How sad to be talked into plastic by the one person who is supposed to love you unconditionally. That really bothers me.

    Ron - Well, that's because you are a sexy looking man, Ron!!! I'm with you - I'd only have the surgery if something happened to me; not because of aging.

    Brahm - Maybe it's what they deserve for dumping their first wives. Thanks for stopping by!

    Russ - You look very distinguished, I'm sure.

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  7. amazing..somebody want to spend life with someone but dont want to be photographed :(

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  8. Russ -

    At my 20-year HS reunion, one woman showed up with snow-white silver hair (at 38!); when I told her I thought it looked great on her, I thought she was gonna kiss me right there. . .

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  9. I'd love to get a glimpse into the homes of the first wives of these men...I just hope they're not booking appointments for surgery consults with the money they damn well better be pulling in from alimony. Eat a bon bon or two, ladies, then join me for a workout and a laugh. I'd rather have someone who looked real than the horrifying results so many of these little 'touch ups' seem to result in staring at me over my bran flakes for my remaining days.

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  10. Marry someone young enough to be your kid and you deserve all you get (evil grin), hope they undergo every surgery available .. no gain without pain, eh?

    Hope it hurts.

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  11. MI - Yes, isn't that awful to say you don't want your photo taken with someone, even if it's meant as a joke?

    FADKOG - Unfortunately, with 'no fault' divorces, you are lucky to get alimony that pays your rent for just a few years.

    Shrinky - Now you're talking!

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  12. Love me, love my wrinkles, my gut, and even the double chin! And woohoo, how about that graying beard? Got the hots for me yet?

    Queenie started graying at age 20. I have never and will never begrudge her her hair coloring, though I kinda like her now-natural color when it peeks out between colorings. I no longer say so, though, cause it only adds pressure to a situation that really bothers her. Besides that, she really pops when she gets a new coat of red!

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  13. if somebody really do not like an old person then he/she should not marry him/her or it only means that he/she is interested in the money....

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  14. America...Land of the Shallow.

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