Share In My Horror

A few weeks ago, my Eldest (formerly known here as 'College Daughter') made a reference to a Honey Boo Boo.  I had no clue as to what she meant.  Husband pipes in, "You don't know who Honey Boo Boo is?  Aren't you on the internet all the time?"  Ok, yes, but StumbleUpon has never led me to such a thing, thank the Lord.........

They pulled up a YouTube video for me and I was disturbed by what I saw.  But that was nothing compared to the actual TV Show.  While flipping through the channels last night, Husband stopped on that channel that thinks we need to 'learn' something.  You know, the channel that shows wacked out brides and their mothers choosing thousand dollar plus wedding gowns and crying and arguing over them?

Here's what I learned in about 10 minutes:

1. There are some really, really obese people in America.
2. Some of these overweight folks have lots of kids, who are also overweight.
3. Their dogs poop in their front yard and no one cleans it up.
4. Their English is so bad, subtitles must be used.
5. They raise pet pigs, sometimes named 'Glitzy.'
6. They dress their youngsters in dresses that don't fit, slap clown makeup on the kids, and parade them   on a stage for trophies.
7. The husbands/fathers don't have teeth.
8. The kids have really smart mouths.  And I don't mean intelligent.
9. Sometimes Uncle Poodle shows up.

Please share in my horror:

Now tell me if that isn't the scariest damn thing you've ever seen!  Happy Halloween, a month early!