The first time I saw this 'game' played on TV, it was with an actress who was only allowed to pick amongst her co-stars of the movie or TV show she was promoting (I have no recollection of who this was). I just thought it was funny to see someone freely say whom they'd shag, but squirm about the killing. I guess it's hard to show up for work on Monday, after saying you'd like to kill a co-worker.
So, play along with me.......of anyone we'd all know, who would you Marry, Shag or Kill?
Marry - I'm choosing Jason Bateman. I've always been charmed by his comic timing and boyish good looks. Something about him just makes me happy. Hopefully, he's not a jerk in real life.
Shag - I know this isn't original, but I always go back to Johnny Depp. He's the epitome of every skinny burn-out bad boy I loved in junior high.
Kill - Bill Maher. I detest the little Napoleonic a-hole bully. He's the female version of Ann Coulter, dripping with hatred, only he thinks he's funny. Not!
Your turn!
So, play along with me.......of anyone we'd all know, who would you Marry, Shag or Kill?
Marry - I'm choosing Jason Bateman. I've always been charmed by his comic timing and boyish good looks. Something about him just makes me happy. Hopefully, he's not a jerk in real life.
Shag - I know this isn't original, but I always go back to Johnny Depp. He's the epitome of every skinny burn-out bad boy I loved in junior high.
Kill - Bill Maher. I detest the little Napoleonic a-hole bully. He's the female version of Ann Coulter, dripping with hatred, only he thinks he's funny. Not!
Your turn!
I've never heard of this game, but it sounds so interesting!
ReplyDeleteAnd like your choices!
Okay, so I'll play along....
Marry - Vince Vaughn
Shag - Vince Vaughn
Kill - all roaches. Especially, palmetto bugs - HA!
Fun post!
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Well now, I call that cheating, Ron! You may not plead the fifth or do repeats! But I appreciate you stopping by! Have a super de duper day.
DeleteI saw an episode of "30 Rock" where this game was prominently featured--only they said "boff" instead of "shag."
ReplyDeleteLet's see...
Marry: Amanda Pullman, a British actress I'm crazy about
Shag: Kate Upton, shallow I know, but you did say "shag."
Kill: Funny you should mention Ann Coulter. If I could get her and Sarah Palin in a two-for-one package, I'd be a happy boy.
Take care...
Sadly, I had to google image them to see what they look like! At least you are consistent with the blondes. Unfortunately, out of everyone you mentioned, I look the most like Sarah Palin. Not kidding. Oh well, at least I'm brighter than she is. I like your two-for-one package.
DeleteYou'll hate me for this, but I'm blanking. I am lousy at this sort of recall and don't have a great schema for actors. Especially for the marry one, since everything you read about actors make them seem like an unstable lot. When I saw Bill Maher, Jon Stewart popped into my head - smart, cute, liberal - what's not to like? Shagging is easier - there are plenty of sexy actors out there. Give me anyone with a big muscular ass and thighs and I'm happy. (Actually, the sort of man I gravitate towards in real life these days.) But I will say I'm with you Maher. Gah, what a prick. He says so many sexist things that it takes away from times he is genuinely funny. But I'd probably pass on killing him and go directly for someone like Rush Limbaugh or Bill O'Reilly.
ReplyDeleteWhat the heck, Agent? Big ass and thighs??? I have no clue who would even have that! You really need to give me a name for someone in that spectrum because I'm clueless.
DeleteGood choice on the hate mongers.
Sage advice given to me by my father:
ReplyDelete1) Never imagine yourself married to someone who's not your wife. Must be Queenie.
2) Never imagine anything with a woman who is not your wife. Must be Quenie.(I was 10 at the time, he stayed away from details)
3) Never kill anyone you wouldn't want to kill you.
Really. The man was genius, through and through. Still, I know a few who should at least be in permanent solitary confinement .... Maher could qualify, 'cept he'd take it as the ultimate compliment. So let it be a Kardashian 'cuz I don't need a visit by the secret service. Could be who you're thinking, could be someone else .....
What if you're not married? Any Kardashian or extended family is a reasonable and sound choice.
DeleteAll in fun, right?
Ahh, but see I am married. Dad's not around but I'm still inclined to obey ... ;)
ReplyDeleteI read this one, left to think about it, still can't quite get my answers nailed down.
ReplyDeleteHmm....
Marry ... I guess I'll go with Lenny Kravitz. Rich and sexy musician with a house in the Bahamas. Yeah, I could live that life.
Shag ... Matthew McConaughey
Kill ... I like Rob K's answer.... a twofer takeout of Coulter and Palin. haha! Okay, they really don't have to die, but dropped off in Siberia. Yes please. ;)
Lenny is an original! Thanks for stopping by.
Deletehugh, because he just seems like such a decent human being given his advocacy and self-deprecating humor.
ReplyDeletehugh, because have ya seen him???
maher works....so does rush limbaugh
How did I know you'd go there?
DeleteI agree with your choices. I've always loved Jason Bateman. And though Johnny Depp is awesome there is something about him that reminds me of my brother. So I have to change the answers around. But yes, I'd get rid of Bill Maher too.
ReplyDelete1- Chris Hemsworth. YUM
2- Justin Timberlake (that kid can move)
3- Chelsea Handler (she is just so trashy)
I must be really out of it as Ive never seen or heard of Hemsworth! Where have I been? Not at the movies I guess!
DeleteDon't think I can comment on marry. I mean, who knows what any of these celebs are really like in private? It might be impossible to live with them for longer than 24 hours.
ReplyDeleteShag - Tina Fey.
Kill - As many bankers as possible before the ammunition runs out.
Tina Fey is adorable. And I'm not just saying that because I'm a brunette with glasses.
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