Here are some items that make me laugh out loud. Some actually had me crying from laughing, but I'm the first one to admit, I have a rather odd sense of humor. Enjoy and you are welcome! Have a great weekend, everyone.
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| CVS: No more cigarettes. All healthy now! |
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Found this in the comment section under an article about Jay Z and Beyoncé attending LeBron's first game back in Cleveland.Well, shit! Me, by February 1st each year. Wait for it . . . |
Funny stuff here, Beej; I especially like the sheep running down the road, and the vegan one.
ReplyDeleteBut the Batman one. . . uh. . . HUH?!?
It was hilarious to me because I was on a local news website and people were posting about their celebrity sightings downtown that day. Then in the comments, someone just randomly posted that cartoon.....which basically states how I felt about the hoopla!
DeletePlus, it's Batman!
OK, I get it now. . . as in "I don't give a. . ."
DeleteFirst time I saw it, it was like, Batman is tryin' to get laid? Huh?!? And he's lookin' for it in a box? Huh?!?
You may feel free to mock me at will, now. . .
I was wondering if that's what you were thinking......sometimes I'm clueless on some of the tweets I read on Twitter. Either that, or just not funny!
DeleteI like the beak frozen shit...I mean shut.
ReplyDeleteThe look on his face says it all!
DeleteI totally laughed.out.loud at a few of these. Yeah, that first one... because... I've probably done that with all the diets I've been on. ha!
ReplyDeleteCVS.. right!!
Procrastination... I just posted one on FB that showed Willie Wonka and the caption 'Come with me, and you'll be... in a world of pure procrastination'.
Love all the couldn't give a **** ones. hehe
I think we're all frozen at this point, but atleast we can laugh!!
We are dealing with a frozen pipe right now, so definitely need the laughs!
DeleteThe first one especially made me laugh out loud. People who have lost a lot of weight are relentless about sharing that with the world, too.
ReplyDeleteYes, the first one is so true . . . It reminds me of that book, 'Stuff White People Like' which is hilarious.
DeleteI LOVE your odd sense of humor because I'm the same way! OMG...these are HILARIOUS! My faves are the first one (because it's so true), the one about Mozart, and Batman!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, even me (someone who doesn't mind the winter and being cold), it's been VERY, VERY cold for the past two weeks and am looking forward to Spring!
Stay warm and cozy, my friend. Have a super weekend!
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It's been BRUTAL! These negative temperatures are killing me.
DeleteThat poor duck. lol
ReplyDeleteI feel his pain!
DeleteToo cute with the duck, except for you guys dealing with the extreme cold!
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His face cracks me up every time I look at it.
DeleteSO true about vegans. And as Facebook friends, they're no fun at all. One of them even posted a diatribe about how we shouldn't eat Mars candy because of something...animal testing? I mean...if you won't eat meat, chicken, poultry--why on Earth would you want to eliminate candy, too?!
ReplyDeleteVegans can be quite militant, as opposed to vegetarians, who just want to eat healthy. I've never heard that about Mars......who could give up M&Ms???
DeleteWell, in my experience, vegans only inform someone if they're offered a tasty bit of chicken or beef. Otherwise they keep it to themselves. So I won't even tell you I'm a vegetarian, ha ha. In any case, meat eaters let me know pretty quickly that they insist on a nice chunk of meat.
ReplyDeleteMozart obviously had procrastination down to a fine art.
My experience with vegans has been quite different. Basically, it's all they talk about! The only carnivore obsession I've noticed concerns bacon.
DeleteMozart is my new hero! Thanks for posting that, Bijoux! I'll remember that as tax season draws closer.
ReplyDeleteIf you owe . . . Might as well wait till the very last minute!
DeleteI've long suggested to vegans around here that they get a tattoo on their foreheads or wear a medic-alert to be safe. I have yet to meet one who didn't feel the need to begin an acquaintance with an 'about me' segment.
ReplyDeleteSounds like that's not entirely unique to here-abouts?
On the flip side folks around here aren't too bright when it comes to respecting vegetarian or vegan choice. "Go ahead, just take a taste! It won't hurt you ... " seems to be all the rage so maybe the fore-warning is warranted?
I'm with you on the frozen pipes thing, been a bugger here this year. When we renovated the bathroom I moved the pipes to a warmer zone, added better ventilation for 'em, and added wall insulation to get 'em away from the cold. Last winter they never froze but this winter we have 4 of them trying to freeze every time it hits 0 .....
An 'about me' segment......LOL, yes, I've sat through a few of those.
DeleteWe didn't deal with frozen pipes at the old house, but we don't have to deal with basement getting two feet of storm sewer water here with the annual 'hundred years' rains. I'll take the frozen pipes.
Everything's a trade-off, then you get rich and make it someone else's problem!!
DeleteFortunately I've figured out a fool-proof way to fix ours for good with minimal damage. But a LOT of work ..... glad I ain't gotta pay someone to do it.
The thing about memes is that when they hit it, they are the BEST. Chortling here.
ReplyDeleteMemes are to the point, which I love.
DeleteI love the "cant find a single fuck" one! That has been my life lately! Stressing the small stuff is a thing of the past!
ReplyDeleteAnd I imagine it being said in Batman's voice, which makes it even funnier.
DeleteHa! Those are awesome! I love the Batman one. It may be my fav. :)
ReplyDeleteThere are some fantastic memes out there on the internet lately. I wish I could attach some here for you but it won't let me.
I've been seeing a lot of weird Joe Biden ones this week!
DeleteHAHAHA! I felt like that duck when I was in Stevens Point, WI, last week. Lows of -20! My poor Texas blood could not handle it.
ReplyDeleteP.S. I'm feel like I just got into a super cool nightclub. Thanks for the invite to your blog. :)
Yeah, sorry about that invite thing. I was trying to suspend my account while away and it didn't work for me.
DeleteI never told anyone I was a vegetarian unless I had to to avoid eating meat. Most of my vegetarian friends are the same way. However, I have taken a lot of shit over the years from non-vegetarians who seem absolutely offended that I don't choose to eat mammal.
ReplyDeleteI think vegans are a whole different ball game . . . Which is why I thought the meme was so funny.
DeleteAny comments made about what others eat are rude, which ever view you are coming from!