A post dedicated to things I can't wrap my brain around:
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| Why have consumers allowed some marketing genius to convince them to wear fanny packs on their chests? This is NOT a better look than when it was bumping your behind. And if you're a woman, why do you want this riding your breasts? It just looks super uncomfortable and ridiculous to me. Thumbs down! |
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| I engage in a lot of workout videos, but I fast forward if any breathing exercises are included. Consciously breathing makes me anxious and I don't understand how to fill different body parts with air. I also panic during any type of medical screening (x-ray, CT scan, etc.) where you need to hold your breath. (This possibly explains why I'm a poor swimmer.) |
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| 3D printing has always blown my mind, but last week I saw an article about 3D printing of functional brain tissue. What the what?? I can barely replace the ink cartridges in my wireless printer and get it to function. Then again, my generation used an abacus in elementary school. |
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| I know these vegetable peelers are popular, but they just look awkward to me. How do you hold the food without running that peeler over your fingers? It just seems slow going compared to the old-fashioned peelers that you push away from your body and can just stand in front of your trash can and peel right into. |
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| Sorry if you're a Swiftie, but the level of attention she receives? And the fact that people pay $1000 for her concert tickets is absurd. Her music all sounds the same to me but I can't tell you the title of any of her songs, so what do I know? |
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I helped my husband pick out new frames recently and there were a bunch that looked like this with the straight arms. How do they stay on? I'm assuming they are tight on a person's skull? I've seen them on a few men and there's just something off-putting about the way they fit. Can you convince me otherwise on any of the above? What is something that you don't 'get'? |
OMG, I remember when fanny packs were the RAGE and everyone (including myself) had one. In fact, I still think I have one tucked away somewhere. I think they are coming back because I see more and more people using them again. And yes, across their chest.
ReplyDeleteI do breathing exercises daily. But this goes way back to when I started doing yoga (in the 80s), where breathwork is part of the yoga positions. I also do breathwork when I'm doing my morning lymphatic drainage routine which focuses on the head, chest and shoulders.
"I can barely replace the ink cartridges in my wireless printer and get it to function." Me too! I have to look into 3D printing because I don't know anything about it.
I usually peel things with a small sharp knife. I've never tried one of those peelers. Although, I do use one of those narrow zester/grater for things like lemons and garlic.
And speaking of Swiftie, she had a 3-day concert here in Philly last year and you would have thought GOD was descending from heaven. The entire city had on Taylor Swift t-shirts. I don't get her either.
Those pants look like something you'd see at Lululemon (for like $350.00). I don't like tight things on my legs, so those would drive me crazy. When I do yoga, I need my clothing to be loose and free-feeling.
-I don't get people who work in the customer service industry and have ZERO people skills. I also don't get bad work ethics. Drives me insane!
Fun post, my friend! Have a fabulous rest of your week! X
I still have my fanny pack, but I am NOT going to wear it on my chest! They were so convenient for keys, money, etc. when I took my kids on outings. I know, I'm a weirdo about the breathing exercises. Peeling things with a knife sounds difficult to me, but you just have to use what works for you. Three days of Swift sounds like overkill. I have no idea if she's been here recently, but maybe not since I haven't heard about it all over the news. Aren't those Lululemons expensive?? I like my workout wear to be very loose as well.
DeleteYou and I could publish daily rants about customer service. The people skills are only getting worse. I equate bad work ethics to pure laziness. People don't seem to have energy to do anything anymore! I hope your week is full of happiness, Ron! XO
You crack me up! I actually DO use a few of those things. I have a "body bag" (what they call a fanny pack now) and I do wear it cross body - but I only use it when I'm walking the dog. It's the perfect size for my keys, phone, and dog treats. I just need a small bag and I need my hands free and you can bet I'm not wearing it on my waist. I mean, I have a waist leash so I am not really setting the world on fire, appearance wise, when I'm dog walking. I need hands free everything with my giant dog though.
ReplyDeleteSecond thing, as a yoga girl I am all about the breathing. It calms me down in pretty much any situation.
The last thing is compression - because I have really bad circulation and varicose veins, I often wear compression stockings and on flights, full length ones. It really helps.
I agree with you about those frames though. That seems...weird? If they were tight to your head, wouldn't they give you a headache?
I'm glad I made you laugh. These posts are meant to be funny. Body bag?? I don't want to wear one of those unless I'm dead! LOL! I know I'm in the minority on the breathing. I just can't seem to do it. You'd think I was a smoker or something, but I've never been. Just bad at breathing, I guess! HA! Yes, those glasses look headache inducing. I think they are only for men because with women, I'd imagine that the points in the back would stick out from your hair and look weird!
DeleteI am snort laughing at you thinking she meant an actual body bag.
DeleteThis was a fun post. I have never had a fanny pack and I won't be wearing one cross body either. I get the whole hands free thing but there are other options that I like better. 3D printing scares me a bit. I guess because I just can't wrap my brain around it. I'm not a Taylor Swift fan for the same reason you stated. I just don't get all the hype but I'm old and set in my ways I guess. I have thought the same exact thing about those peelers. I use the old fashioned type and I'd probably do serious damage trying to change now. Again, old and set in my ways. I know they say compression leggings are good for you but I just wouldn't be comfortable in them. Hope you're doing well !!
ReplyDeleteYou sound just like me!!! Yes, I'd rather just wear a coat with pockets or something than a bag across my chest. Isn't the 3D printing creepy?? I just don't understand it at all. The Swiftie thing is cross-generational . . . we have a 60-something male friend who LOVES her. It cracks me up. You should see me trying to remove a pair of compression leggings when I'm in a small dressing room. It's not pretty!
DeleteI relate to so much of this. I laughed out loud. I think I can do breathing exercises but I'm with you on AM I DOING THIS RIGHT? - how does one know? It grosses me out to check my pulse. When we were kids and we had to do that in gym, I had to fake it or I'd pass out.
ReplyDeleteI don't get the rebirth of the fanny pack. At all. Why not wear a cross body purse? A small one? I have one pair of workout leggings and they are uncomfortably tight. They're hard to get on and as a result I don't wear them much. I have not seen glasses that have no bend to hook onto ears. What in the world? I think those would give someone a headache. Are they supposed to be more streamlined and attractive? I don't get it.
Taylor Swift - With you on this too. I do not get the hype. Her songs DO sound the same. I am tired of hearing who she is dating and where she is and what she's doing. Totally uninterested. Remember when my kids went to a party on their friend's boat in the summer during the Swift concert? They wore t-shirts they made that had quotes from other artists about Swift. I didn't get any of the quotes, because I am not well versed in how these artists interact. It was pretty funny though (once they explained it to me).
The thing I don't get is the leggings paired with a crop top. This look is all the rage for teens. I guess I sound old, but I can't imagine letting my kid out of the house dressed like that. Such a lack of modesty.
That is so funny about checking your pulse because I'm the same way if it's checking via my neck. I can't stand people touching my neck or my face. I have two small cross body purses that I use for vacations or nights out. So much cuter than something wrinkling my shirt!
DeleteAren't those glasses so bizarre? I guess they are supposed to look modern, but it seems robotic or something to me. Not attractive! My husband recently commented on how tired he is of hearing about Swift and her football boyfriend. He doesn't want to see it in the sports news.
I think I've seen the leggings with crop tops online, but it's very skinny girls. Hope all is well with you!
OMG. This is funny!
ReplyDeleteI have my brother Mark's fanny pack still and he passed away in 1990! I've not used it, but held onto it for some reason. I do have a body bag, kinda like a small back pack but it goes across the chest. I know, it's not pretty, but it keeps people from getting into my stuff and stealing my wallet/keys/phone, etc...
Like you, I can't do the 'breathing' thing. I believe I overthink it and feel like I'm going to hyperventilate!
I also struggle with my regular printer and don't forsee that I'll be creating any body parts on one.
Taylor. I'm not a huge fan, but I think the biggest issue isn't her, it's the EFFING MEDIA! They feel the need to force everydamnthing down our throats.
The glasses are just plain weird and I'd lose a digit with the peeler.
I'm a HUGE fan of Lululemon Align tights. They are by far the best workout leggings; not too tight, super soft and they wash well. Def an investment piece for me.
Aww, I understand keeping your brother’s fanny pack. Ok, I see the point of wearing something high enough that you are less likely to get robbed, but I’ll take my chances and keep wearing my little cross body purse. YES! Hyperventilating is a factor in my not being able to do breathing exercises.
DeleteCreating body parts with your printer…..bahahaha that’s a task that won’t be happening here either.
Another body bag....omg it just keeps getting funnier.
DeleteI totally agree with you on the fanny packs. They look so uncomfortable to me! I have enough bulk in the front and I don't need anymore! I panic when I have to hold my breath for anything or have to have my face covered, like when we had to wear masks everywhere I hyperventilated the whole time! Totally agree about the vegetable peelers too. They look dangerous. But when I was much younger I was peeling potatoes and peeled a hunk of skin off of my thumb! I still have the scar to remind me to be more careful! What I don't get is how people can be rude to someone else for no reason!
ReplyDeleteI’m glad it’s not just me with breath holding issues. You know how some people will put a blanket over their head to hide or if it’s cold? That is NOT me! I need air and the masks were difficult for me, too.
DeleteThose new peelers are very popular, but the consensus here seems to be NOPE. Maybe some people like being rude as a power move? I don’t know.
I don't get the Taylor Swift mania either. Like you I find her songs all sound the same and leave me cold. Interesting that Trump hates her because she's advising everyone to vote Democrat. I've never understood 3D printers either. How can you print an object when printers normally only print documents and photos? I wouldn't fancy a bumbag on my chest either. In fact I've never used a bumbag, surely they just scream Tourist-ready-to-be robbed?
ReplyDeleteSwift seems to be more popular than the Beatles were. It’s crazy. The Fanny packs did seem like it was a touristy thing and I bet many people were robbed while wearing them in Paris or NYC.
DeleteI never wore a fanny pack, I never liked them and they aren't as big as my purse.
ReplyDeleteI still have my old fashioned vegetable peeler.
I’m finding that bloggers are old school when it comes to peelers!
DeletePeople are always coming up with pointless new innovations in glasses. I don't see how those would stay on properly either, unless they're uncomfortably tight. The layout of people's heads hasn't changed. Stick with the tried-and-proven design.
ReplyDeleteTaylor Swift - chacun à son goût. In things like music, everyone has their own preferences. Just don't be surprised if she's president in 25 years. Reagan got started as a show-biz celebrity too.
I don't see how 3D-printing brain tissue would work, but I know 3D-printing technology is advancing rapidly these days. Whatever succeeds medically, I'm all for it.
Pointless innovations seems to fit a lot of things in today’s world. You’re right; anybody can be president! Thanks for visiting.
DeleteI am with you about the return of the fanny pack, worn in the most ludicrous way possible. Absolutely awful. I don't know how that person is using that vegetable peeler without cause bodily harm to himself. That's weird. I've worn eyeglasses since I was 5 y.o. and know a few things about them so I confidently say those straight bows are stupid. I like this post, you've hit on some really dumb things that need to be acknowledged. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteGlad you appreciated it, Ally Bean. I feel so ‘heard’ right now🤣
DeleteOkay, I'm coming clean. I have the bags Nicole and Suz are talking about. I wear them with the purse part on my back rather than on my boobs. I need to show you something visually. Maybe I'll make a video for my blog. But I completely understand why you would be annoyed. It looks very strange. But I don't like carrying a big purse, so it serves its purpose.
ReplyDeleteAside from that, are we twins? Because I agree with everything else. I was laughing and nodding along with each of these.
I used to get so worried about my breathing because I'd be like, "I AM BREATHING. HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE??." Yoga changed everything for me. It made breathing a relief. I'm not sure how else to explain it. But before starting yoga, I found it very difficult to concentrate on my breathing.
Friend, 3D printing? Please. I can't get my printer to work. I hate technology.
Taylor Swift gives me bad vibes. I have a major issue with mega celebrities/concert ticket prices, etc.
I'm laughing so hard at the picture of the person wearing those pants. It looks like they are walking that way. Maybe it's because the pants are so uncomfortable...🤣
Yeah, I’ve never heard them referred to as body bags. So bizarre! They need to be rebranded if that’s their actual name! I did yoga for 12 months about 15 years ago and never got used to the breathing. Plus, I detested the incense the instructor burned, which made me not want to breathe at all🤣 I concluded the whole thing was not for me. Later, I concluded group exercise was also not for me, but that’s another post.
DeleteIt’s nice to hear that someone else gives a hardy NOPE to all these things! I just noticed what you mean on the last photo 🤣🤣🤣 tiptoe through the tulips . . .
Having an almost teenage girl, we already have several of those items including the updated fanny pack and the Swiftie fandom. I can only imagine what the next few years are going to bring and I don't think I am remotely prepared for it.
ReplyDeleteMy sympathy to you 🤣
DeleteYou’re the second commenter to just use a paring knife. I’m not sure I’m dexterous enough to peel a carrot with one. I thought I’d be alone with the breathing exercise issues, but it looks like I’m in the majority! I don’t have any issues with Swift’s personal life, I just don’t get why she’s so popular. Her music is just not engaging to me. Omg, I first heard about Stanley cups a month ago. Insanity! I saw something on fb that kids are being made fun of at school for having fake Stanley’s? Why any girl wants to carry a big thermos-looking thing like she’s a construction worker is beyond me!
ReplyDeleteBijoux, s others have already commented, this was a fun post and for all the things you posted about here, there are so many more. I did have a couple of fanny packs (still do someplace) and never enjoyed them when worn in the "correct" way so cross-shoulder is definitely so wrong. Printing brain tissue from a 3D printer is downright scary. My vegetable peeler of choice is a simple stainless steel one, made by Ecko (?) and every time it's misplaced in the kitchen drawer I fear it's been lost. No yoga pants for me, ever. And, I admire Ms Swift for her talent and being able to have promoted herself so $ucce$$fully but never listen to (or would buy) any of her music. The obsession with her is beyond my mental abilities.
ReplyDeleteI know what sort of peeler you have, as they skinny and could be easily overlooked. Mine is similar, but has a white plastic handle, so it stands out. The Swiftees are definitely obsessed!
DeleteYes, I saw that! This generation touts being the compassionate bunch, but I see they don't practice what they preach. Bullying someone over a stupid cup? That's low. And now they've got the 10 year old girls thinking they need Drunk Elephant face cream or they aren't cool. What young girl needs face cream let alone $50 to $100 bottles of it? It's like the more things change, the more they stay the same. They just find new ways to be mean.
ReplyDeleteHey, Bijoux!
ReplyDeleteI enjoy some breathing exercises from yoga. I find they can help with anxiety, but I understand your issue with them and, by all means, you should avoid them. No sense stressing yourself out.
The chesty fanny pack looks ridiculous. I have an old fashion fanny pack and I wear it very rarely. Plus I'm concerned that people might think I have a gun.
I didn't much care one way or the other about Taylor Swift until these loons started their stupid conspiracy theories about her rigging the Super Bowl and stumping for Joe Biden--now I'm a proud Swifty!
As far as the straight-arm glasses and the yoga pants, that's going to be a hard no from me!
Take care!
I think a lot of people benefit from breathing exercises. I feel like I’m strange that I have issues with it. I never thought about how a Fanny pack could look like you’re packing, but I see how it could be mistaken for that. I’ve missed out on the conspiracy theories, thank goodness. Sounds ridiculous! Have a great week, Rob!
DeleteI am so glad you said that about the breathing! I'm a very strong swimmer and love going underwater, but there's something about being told to concentrate on my breathing that messes with me. I either feel like I can't breathe right (which I know makes no sense) or if it's presented as a solution for anxiety, I get really angry. It's like gee, I'm so anxious I can't function, but sure a couple of deep breaths should fix everything. WTH? I don't get it.
ReplyDeleteIt's a little hard to tell from the picture, but if that peeler is a Y-shaped peeler, I totally disagree with you. I bought one after seeing it on a cooking show, and I love it. It seems to go much faster than the regular kind of straight peeler, and I've never cut myself with it, though I have managed to peel my fingers with the regular kind before. I'm left-handed, so not sure if that makes a difference.
I’m shocked that so many of my readers have the same breathing issues as me, considering how breathing ‘exercises’ are so popular now. It makes me feel better now! Maybe being left handed makes a difference with the peelers. I’ve never thought of that.
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